BIO LIE-0

RANDII (randy, non-professionallistick-like) Meers......
I AM...and always have in THIS life,,,,been a pro musicin.(HEY...it USED to get me laid AND paid!!)LOL...and recently such a statement brings tears to my eyes...ahhhh the days when(which I'm still available for ANY type of RE-ENASCTMENT, in mind(s))

I've played, in more bands, than groupies ever slept with....(settle down???
...not if you KNEW!..tee hee ho ho!)

I also dabble extensively, in painting Huge pieces laced w/ hidden messages.....black-light revealed sexual innuendos...cryptic messages, of an after life I know of first hand (don't worry...all good!)

AND the writing of.... adult-orientated satire.(definitely non-fiction....because I have no need to make this shit up'...Cause it REALLY happened to me ALL THE TIMER!!

writing, original music and artwork....are best compared to BBQ-sauce,,,(if YOU
made it...then OF COURSE it's your favorite!!!and YOU think it's all that....RIGHT)

Herein lies my reason for learning why I need to spell B L O G S P A C E !
(because I only just now ...find a use for it., AM I actually interesting..in a print-format???
YOU SEE, BOTH ME AND GOD ...FIND ME vastly AMUSEING......
He's kind of like the uncle, that never gets tired, of the 'pull
my finger' JOKE. ....always hiding my keys...stuff like that.
Right??? Right???!!?? He does that to everybody else too right??!! oh, I see.

someone asked me once if GOD actually spoke to me....so
THERE I WAS....NOW OBLIGED TO ANSWER........
YES,,,YES HE DOES....

"what's he SOUND like....YOU???"...guys bein a smartass @ this point......

SO I TOLD HIM GOD SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE VOICE AT THE

JACK IN THE BOX....REPEATING YOUR ORDER, THRU A BLOWN SPEAKER..

............see, that's why God thinks I'm funny....so now if HE and I are the only ones....then this blogger do-hikkey...should tell the tale back to me in the form of anonymous harshly blunt truths!!!!! love ya'll Ran