Dear Santa.com...e-bay....you tube....my space....blogger....ECT,
I would like to lodge a COMPLAINT about my "gift-package", at this time.
I have an issue (...should say: tissue) or two....:
****1: my shit came WAY early....already UNWRAPPED
****2: I don't have a chimney and I have electronic security. ( SO that means
YOU'RE who stole my key..AND codes to Boot(s)
****3: EVERYBODY KNOWS I'm a goody two-shoes VIP-Rep. And my wife, no longer
goes for "naughty" (like the old-days..)(now if you'd brought me the good-'ol days
BACK..!!!! T H A T ...would have been a gift worthy of this year's humanitarian-acts...performed DAILY...from the goodness, of my heart..!!)
>>>>>>> B U T S I R ...........the FLU ???? <<<<<<<<
+++++++++++++++++ EVERYBODY SING !!!! ++++++++
cough cough cough.....hack hack hack....
headache- all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
It's been no fun....ya son of a bitch
Bet you're flamin'-gayyyyyyyyyyyy!!
I'll LIVE, of course......but now I'm stressin' on the Easter Bunny !
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